June 2012
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Not one to sit by and let my teeth cause me all...
Plz kill me now.
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my weekend is going to be wisdom teeth extractions...
seriously?
FML
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“I believe that men as a class know that reproductive freedom for women is not in...”
– John Stoltenberg, “Men’s Self-Interst and Abortion Rights” in Refusing to be a Man (via darkjez)
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Watchnbctv:
In honor of Aubrey Plaza and Nick Offerman’s birthdays, we DO NOT want a scavenger hunt.
We absolutely do not want to solve a series of riddles and clues, each more intricate than the last. You understand what we’re saying?
(We do want that. Please do that for us.)
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“I guess if you’ve managed to familiarize yourself with your e-reader but not...”
– This review of the “soccer mom” porn, or whatever they’re calling it, Fifty Shades of Grey, is hilarious.
h/t romanceclub
(via bricksandmortarandchewinggum)
I really liked this part too:
I’m not even going to condemn it because I’ve seen better storytelling in an evening news segment about a...
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whatever happened to the non-jLo fly girls from in...
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crankyskirt:
I can’t be the only one who watched this as a kid and revised their “when I grow up” plans accordingly.
all i wanted was to be fabulous.
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welcome to asshole town
population: me
“I need white people to stop pretending consent was possible during slavery.
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– Karnythia, laying it down with righteousness on Juneteenth — the truth about slavery and its lingering effects on America. (via dumbthingswhitepplsay)
I may be in love with Karnythia for this post.
(via sofriel)
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Erectile dysfunction pill commercial: You have E.D. It's okay. Plenty of older guys get it. You're still cool. Here's a pill to help you get it up.
Tampon/pad commercial: OH MY GOD! YOU HAVE A PERIOD! IT'S SO GROSS AND HORRIBLE! HIDE THAT PERIOD! DON'T LET ANYONE KNOW ABOUT YOUR NORMALLY FUNCTIONING BODY! THEY NOW COME IN A CUTE LITTLE BOX SO NO ONE CAN TELL! EWWWW!
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I Know This Tumblr is Supposed to be for Jokes,...
thisdanobrien:
Today, two Michigan, female lawmakers were silenced after saying the word “Vagina” on the grounds that their actions “failed to maintain the decorum of the House of Representatives.”
Not too long ago, Congressman Don Young pulled out an eighteen-inch walrus penis and waved it around on the House floor as he argued with Mollie Beattie, (the first female head of the Fish and...
Lawmaker Barred After Vagina Comment →
raphaellaskies:
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dorkasaurusrexatron:
File under: this would be funny if it weren’t so fucking sad.
Michigan House Republicans prohibited state Rep. Lisa Brown (D) from speaking on the floor after she ended a speech against a bill restricting abortions by referencing her female anatomy, the Detroit News reports. Said Brown: “Finally, Mr. Speaker, I’m flattered that...
