my life severely needs a reset button
i'm pretty sure i'll never learn how to walk in...
i am suck at being a girl
[I would know a woman and I were not compatible] if she had condoms in her...– Will.i.am on his dating dealbreakers in Elle. Oh. (via gold-notebook) everyone knows that raging cases of STDs are fuckin’ classy. obviously. he’s also of the terrence howard persuasion. it’s not cute.
searching target for monkey-related baby items...
(for a BFF, NOT FOR ME!!!) AND THERE IS A TSHIRT ON THERE FOR $39.99 FOR 3-6 MONTH OLDS! $40 FOR A FUCKING BABY TSHIRT?! UGH!
spring cleaning pro tips
synecdoche: get drunk and break all of the dishes instead of washing them get drunk and set your clothes on fire instead of doing laundry get drunk and get drunker instead of cleaning anything noted
themattsmith: Tool : Opiate Still my...
now the internet can tell me all the ways in which... →
i just had the mother of all nightmares
it’s going to fuck me up all day…
greendaleiswhereibelong: community101: Glee Club - Community 2.21 Childish Gambino aka Donald Glover’s song Not Going Back is the song that is used whilst they are singing. best
we're going to see sleigh bells next month
OH JESUSTITS FUCK YEAH!