When a 13-year-old From 2009 Uses a Walkman For a... →
this makes me sad.
hit up the farmer's market today and i got:
cherries unholy amounts of strawberries (they were out of holy amounts) scallions carrots raspberries green tomatoes (OMG!) i am a happy camper.
i need a bigger kitchen
yesterday it was homemade pizza: chicken, mushrooms, fresh spinach, gorgonzola, olives & mozzerella on a garlic cream sauce with fresh rosemary sausage, mushrooms, red/orange/yellow bell peppers, fresh basil, hearty tomato sauce with mozzerella and parmesan plus the glaze for my dulce de leche cheesecake squares. plus old fashioned strawberry shortcake from scratch. today it’s...
heh. yet another tattoo blog to add to the ol’ reader. awesome :p
i'm sorry but...
in my world MJ has ALWAYS been Michael Jordan. OK? (yeah, i’m not sorry at all)
so i’m watching my newly acquired Secret World of Alex Mack episodes, and obviously started with season 1, episode 1. jessica.freaking.alba. is in it! how did i not know that?! and she’s a fug/nasty mean girl, hah! wow. “The Secret World of Alex Mack” …. Jessica (3 episodes, 1994) … aka “Alex Mack” (USA: short title) - School Dance (1994) TV...
TODAY THE INTERNET SHIT ITS PANTS
electricpencils: jmarie3: raelynne: i cannot bring myself to use “LOL” in any context. if i think something is funny, and having an IM conversation, i will deign to write out “hahaha” or “heh” or something of the sort. but acronyms? no. unless they include or modify swears. that, i’m ok with. I’ve got the same aversion. So you write out what your laughing sounds like? That’s just as...
i cannot bring myself to use “LOL” in any context. if i think something is funny, and having an IM conversation, i will deign to write out “hahaha” or “heh” or something of the sort. but acronyms? no. unless they include or modify swears. that, i’m ok with.
i am so in love with the gossip.
breathe through your ears
no matter what anyone tells you, or attempts to claim…there is little else in this world that smells worse than massachusetts in the rain. seriously, i don’t care if you’re in cambridge, boston, allston, brighton, medford or everett…that shit reeks. the weather has been particularly asstacular lately (june: it’s the new april!) and all it breeds is moldy, mildewy, festering stench. the city has...
Anxiety is love’s greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when...– Anais Nin
I need a drink, part 4058292576890598.
(via wannablessedbe) double the figure, and you’ve got accuracy, folks. ugh.
out of my head →
I CAN HAZ TIX TO TOOL'S ONLY NEW ENGLAND SHOW!
cutest kitten ever! and of course, i had no idea such a thing as teacup and toy cats existed. i know the dog version is around and am generally freaked out by them, but man…the things some breeders do, the things some people want! yuck. pets are not accessories, damnit. and you know there would be a public outcry if someone was out there breeding mutated midget/dwarf children.
tumblr is the livejournal of '08/'09
i’ve finally figured out what bugs me so much about tumblr. it’s the same reason i never could put up with livejournal (minus the lack of customize-ability, you can have some pretty spiffy tumblr themes, if you’re into that): the whole “online community” bullshit. i don’t [play video games/blog/twitter/youtube/etc.] online to spend time with...
I begged to have them let me do a nude scene, but they wouldn’t, they just...– — Betty White, on The Proposal (via la times) this is why betty white is the most awesome awesome that ever was. well, one of many reasons, actually. when i’m old, i hope to be a mix between her & cloris leachman.
been coming up with cocktail ideas with my bff shanikqua (best little dude ever). tonight’s idea is a delicious mixture to be named at a later date: 2 oz Goslings Black Seal 1 oz pineapple juice 1/4 oz brown sugar syrup 1/4 oz vanilla syrup Shake like hell with ice strain into ice filled old fashioned glass float 1/4 Lemon Hart 151 garnish with nutmeg quoth the shanikqua:...
Now that I’ve lost everything to you You say you wanna start something new And it’s breakin’ my heart you’re leavin’ Baby, I’m grievin’ But if you wanna leave, take good care Hope you have a lot of nice things to wear But then a lot of nice things turn bad out there Oh, baby, baby, it’s a wild world It’s hard to get by just upon a smile ...
TIME TRAVELER'S WIFE MOVIE?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! fuckin’ rachel mc-whoever, fuckin’ hulk…NO!
sarah haskins knows...
pineapple: ugh i brought yogurt today. it is grosssssssssssssssss
chip: next time put it in teh fridge
pineapple: i did!
pineapple: i tried this
chip: even yr fridge iz ghetto
pineapple: organic fat free yogurt, it tastes ASSY
pineapple: next time i'm stickin' to mah good brand
chip: thats why its organic and ff
pineapple: it has winnie the poo on the carton and is tasty
chip: its a white ppl way
pineapple: this is like wrong
chip: of saying "this is assy"
pineapple: it really is i can have ff and not have it taste like old nutsack. YOGURT FAIL
pineapple: christ and i don't even really like yogurt but it's suppsoed to be good for you
chip: YOGURT FAILMAIL
pineapple: and if you don't eat it once every few months they take your vagina away and give you an honorary penis
chip: yeah its tryue
pineapple: it's like a woman rule
pineapple: EAT YOGURT
chip: i eat that all teh time
pineapple: WHILE WEARING A GREY HOODIE
chip: yogurt and cranberry uice
pineapple: way to reinforce my point, chipperella
chip: haha yes omg
pineapple: and you have a healthy vag
chip: whoops yeah
pineapple: i'm so happy for you
chip: YAY lol
pineapple: it's true though i've never had a UTI in my life, and i
pineapple: dairy and i are breakin' up though
pineapple: fuck this shit
so…all of a sudden i am OBSESSED with skins. and have all three series downloaded, plus extras, plus unseens and lost weeks and video diaries. i am not ashamed. but now, now? now i can’t wait to go home and start true blood season 2. even though i hate anna paquin. even though it is awfully cheesy. even though i’m aware that it’s totally and 100% completely different from...
if you like makeup...
As you probably know, there is a line of cosmetics at Nordstroms called E.L.F….. Nordstrom is changing the logo on their makeup, so they’re selling everything for one dollar on line. The make-up line E.L.F. (eyes-lips-face) has been bought out by Nordstrom and will be re-packaged with the Nordstrom name on it. They are getting rid of the entire make up in the ELF packaging. They...
when chris cornell covers your songs, it must make...
back in boston
headache-y, nauseous and feeling like butt. i’m apparently allergic to massholes.
Oh, never mind! She quit, you guys!
khrushchev: You go, girl, or something. Hey, before you leave, I just wanted to say something real quick: WE WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER. THERE WERE ONLY 700 PEOPLE IN OUR SCHOOL AND ONLY 20 OR SO PEOPLE IN THE MATH CLASS WE SHARED FOR A YEAR. i hate reblogging, generally. so apologies interwebs stranger…but the pertinent part: class size. there were 25 kids in my graduating class, 300...
on a daily basis
i am surprised — though, by this point i shouldn’t be anymore — by just how much (and how many) people get so worked up over dramas on the internet. shit they read, shit they see, shit people say…on.the.internet. i actually had a real-life friend try to start an argument via facebook and nearly laughed myself into unconsciousness. at one point, he had a lengthy argument...
five days of gorgeous beaches and hopefully plenty of relaxation in maine. i need this. we need this. i hope everything goes ok.
Amid hard times, an influx in real superheroes -... →
and i have to say: WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!??!
it's been YEARS, literally
and every once in a while, when i go back and look at just what a hot mess i was because of you, and just how fucked up things were because of you…i want to hurt you. BAD. hurt you SO HARD. the way you hurt me. make you write with it, and ache, and squirm, and smoosh your face into the awkwardness that becomes your life… and then walk away without even caring. because i am nothing...
you know what?
screw this, i’m makin’ potato skins. (lasted longer than i thought i would, though. hah!)
ok baseball is boring in REAL LIFE, but glittery...
crazy mormon lady writer cameo = DRINK DRINK!
"you're like my own personal brand of heroin"
DRINK! anyone — motherfucking ANYONE — sparkles again… DRINK! stupid girl says something… DRINK! i’m sorry, liver…but we had a good run, didn’t we?
sweet titty-fucking christ the "vampire" is...
i need alcoholic reinforcements