July 2008
i miss tupac
pineapple: there is nothing america fears more than the smart black man
chip: oh totally
chip: thats why they are afraid
chip: *afraid* of obama
“my new haircut is actually really fuckin’ cute”
“BANG CAMARO. NOVEMBER 14th, 2008. PARADISE ROCK CLUB. FUCK YEAH!”
– me
"literal" snack time... →
SAAD: a reason to celebrate! →
i had no idea! and what did i get today? a whole sack of NOTHING.
f r e e d o m →
ashamed to be american, part #578,396 →
where is the human decency, i ask you? where?!
elijah wood creeps me out. seriously. →
ache...
yesterday my mom said something about listening to “the first song [your daddy] and i ever danced to”.
and my throat closed up, my eyes burned, my mind went fuzzy…i didn’t think to ask her “what was it?” i didn’t think to ask her anything at all…
because i ached.
the breakup diet
pineapple: the only benefit of my big stupid breakup was the whiskey/cigarettes/stayupallnight diet
midget: i know. i got teeny after the breakup
pineapple: i would stay out all night drinking
midget: alcohol and nicotine is great
pineapple: smoking
midget: no eating
pineapple: take a bus home, shower, go to the gym at 6 am, work out, shower, go to work, go right back to the bar
midget: i know, i miss those days
pineapple: guinness = dinner
pineapple: i was miserable, but had tinier clothes and a smaller ass
pineapple: oh, and a waist
midget: my boobs, waist, and ass weren't the same size there was definition at one point i swear there was
pineapple: why can't i be happy, and not fat?
FAIL! →
i want to live in maine... →
stratosphere →
in need of a stiff drink
today some stranger’s hands were INSIDE of me. and i got scraped and prodded and generally mishandled…
all for the sake of the health of organs i don’t ever intend on using. ever.
hell, make it a double.
Does anyone watch Ugly Betty?
britticisms:
I have a really good spoiler.
omg YES!
just use a fucking condom already, jeez! →
ah yes, the double standard! →
land of the free, home of the hobos →
fat girl
is fat.
:(
