January 2012
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"You know I'm not the hard one," he said,... →
Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock May Tour Together
This is officially all I care about now.
This is all I will ever care about. I will sell my organs to see this.
“I’m pro-choice because the personhood of a embryo/fetus is irrelevant: no person...”
– — excerpted from Raising My Boychick, a blog on parenting (via oceanevolution)
I’m certain I’ve reblogged this before but holy shit does this hit the nail on the head.(via navybluecigarettes)
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Bad News for Whitney and Chelsea Could Be Good... →
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is it wrong that i'm not opposed to naming a puppy...
if that’s wrong, i don’t wanna be right!
In Canadian TV Show "Bomb Girls," It's Women and... →
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our new bathroom is going to be
FULL OF MOTHERFUCKIN’ OWLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why I Punched a Stranger →
allston makes jezebel.com?
i’m kind of skeeved.
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“There are kids who speak no English well.”
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Mitt Romney discussing the kids with English as a second language in Massachusetts.
Isn’t it his first language?
(via bostongrits)
how dreadful. then again, it wasn’t until i moved to MA that everyone decided to ask me ‘where did you learn to speak english so good [sic]?’...
GIRLS ARE PRETTY: Kill The Boy Day! →
Don’t just break up with the boy, end his life. Stick a knife in his voicebox and be sure he’ll never use it to call you in the middle of the night and trick you into sneaking away with him for another long weekend of forgetting all about the life you’re trying to make for yourself. You’re a…
Fuck Yeah Domesticity: A few words about dishes →
Doing the dishes is not difficult. It’s often tedious, and sometimes overwhelming, but it’s not hard. Suck it up and do them.
If you’re facing a mountain of dishes, deal with it the UfYH way: 20 minutes at a time. Wash for 20 minutes, then take a 10-minute break to let…
“destroying filesharing sites is our main priority right now. ensuring those rich...”
– the government
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how far that story goes: Thoughts on menstruation... →
I refuse to call them ~*feminine hygiene*~ supplies.
Anyway… why are the boxes all dainty and soft? It’s all pastel pink, pastel blue, flowers, etc. Don’t get me wrong, I like pastels and soft colours, but I think…
A conversation about marriage (with some...
Classmate #1: Like, I'm okay with gay people wanting to be with each other. But marriage should be between a guy and a girl.
Classmate #2: I don't even want to see it. Like, it's nasty.
Me: Oh my god! I know! My neighbor was talking about how he and his Jewish girlfriend wanna get married and I was like "Why should you two be allowed to get married?" in my head. I mean, why would they think it was okay for a Christian and a Jew to get married. Disgusting.
Classmates: ....
Me: And let me tell you about this other couple I saw making out at the mall. It was nasty. The boy was white and the girl was black. Can you believe that? Two people of different races being together? That's just wrong.
Classmate #2: What the hell is wrong with you? So what if they want to be together?
Classmate #1: Yeah, there isn't anything wrong with it.
Me: Are you kidding me? It's completely wrong.There is only one kind of marriage that is okay. And that is between a man and a woman of the same race, religious background, with the same income level and from the same place. We wouldn't want kids to think that diversity is okay. God wouldn't appreciate these people ruining the sanctity of marriage.
Classmate #1: Why are you even in this conversation? God loves everyone.
Me: What? So you're telling me that God doesn't care who you marry, because he loves everyone?
Classmate #1: Yeah...
Me: Does he love animals, too?
Classmate #1: He loves human and animals and living creatures all around.
Me: Whoa. That just blew my mind. Well it is a good thing that gay people can't get married then. Because everyone knows that gay people aren't human, or living for that matter. Haha.
Classmate #1: ....
Me: Go choke on a dick you stupid prick.
